Margaritaville

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lambhoof:

A good way to keep me from eating food is to have people I don’t know stand by it

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androgynouscaterpillar:

When I say I hate everyone and you say “you hate me?” in a whiny voice,  I especially hate you.

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joehillsthrills:

Donald Glover talking about the comments he received during his campaign to be the next Spider-Man (x)

“I was talking about it with Dan Eckman, who directed my Bonfire video. Can you imagine that trailer? That would be dope. Like it makes sense… a poor black kid in Queens. Like it just fits.”

He woulda been a great fuckin’ Spider-Man.

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Angelina Jolie talks Internet - 1994 [x]

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tyleroakley:

Don’t try to change the fucking subject.

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tyleroakley:

Ellen interviewing Diane Keaton might be the funniest interview on Ellen, like, ever. Stop what you’re doing and watch.

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chrishemsperf:

chrishemsperf:

I’ve been laughing at this for 50 years

each note is another year i will be laughing at this

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pritcharddawkins:

fuck off google i’m not buying you a guitar

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